Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Steven

The type of guy who no life mw and think their godly no cap a lot

Me: that guy a Steven bro for real
Steven : deadass tho

by Fr man March 21, 2020

steven the cheater

This is a kid who has no life and hides from a fight a fat overweight kid who has no intention of being something in life

Joel: Hey you know steven the cheater

Martha: yeah he's my ex

Samantha: HE'S BANGING ME NOW

by THE DEVIL EGGED NIGGGA April 22, 2018

Steven

A super unattractive guy that rains on everyone’s happiness and will tear people apart and never get blamed. I suggest never hanging out with one of these guys unless you want them to ruin your entire social life and make you hate your life.

Steven: make homophobic jokes*
Guy: gets offended and starts crying*
Steven: laughs and says “it was never my fault”

by Awkard person 13 May 13, 2019