Super straight

A new ‘sexuality’ made up by straight people on tiktok, defined as only being sexually attracted to cis men and cis women respectively. In other words, transphobia. Similar to zoophilia and pedophilia, straight people want super straight to be part of the LGBTQA+ movement.

You heard of the new super straight thing?

Yeah man it’s so dumb

I know, how hard is it to say no?

Why do people want to be oppressed so badly?

by Turlte March 12, 2021

zesty straight

someone who is nearly straight

eg: a man who is attracted to women and non-binary people

im not straight, i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

On a Straight

Where to friends go to eat and have no sexual attraction to each other.

Hi Dan would you like to go on a straight with me ?

by Danmaca October 11, 2015

Super Duper Straight

A person who isn't a attracted to bisexual or trans people. Not to be confused with super straight where you're only not attracted to trans people.

Milo: I think you're cute, wanna go out
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*

by Davey6462 September 6, 2021

Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019

Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat

Me: straight people are odd

by www.99999999.com January 17, 2022

Super straight

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.

Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight

by Spicy.dino March 3, 2021