squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
mugGet the squirrel foodmug.

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.
Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.
by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017
mugGet the squirrelingmug.

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019
mugGet the squirrel chopmug.
The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside
by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024
mugGet the Two squirrels screwing in a wool sockmug.

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"
I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook
by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014
mugGet the google, squirrel!mug.

squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022
mugGet the squirrel killermug.

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