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Dirty Squirrel 

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel
Dirty Squirrel by _RD_ April 13, 2020

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
Wet Squirrel by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

Flying squirrel 

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
Flying squirrel by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Spider squirrel 

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
Spider squirrel by Whore Dan December 4, 2020