A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.
by ChaddestChad November 26, 2022
Get the Spoonmug. by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024
Get the Spoonmug. by Einstam February 3, 2021
Get the ambi-spoonmug. by chev1927 June 2, 2018
Get the Spoon in the Gelatomug. A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc.
by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025
Get the Indian Spoonmug. by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
Get the Hong Kong Jack Spoonmug. Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
Get the Spoonmug.