Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.

by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008

the spider

A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.

E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|

by Pedi August 21, 2004

Spiderman

When you you cum in your hand and then throw it on your partner's face.

After Gary was done blowing me I pulled out and came in my hand. I then Spidermaned him in the face.

by clop_2007 August 7, 2007

spiderman

when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someone

spiderman slung his web at marry janes face

by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007

Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.

Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw

by TAAE September 26, 2008

Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010

Spiderman Celebration

The same initial conditions as a spiderman, but finished off by throwing glitter at the girl's cum-soaked face. Also called a razzle dazzle.

I was doing my girl from behind, and gave her the old spiderman celebration. She was pissed!

by Angry John October 9, 2007