Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

by Simon11 February 2, 2013

Simon Says

The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.

Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.

by Gevoboi June 17, 2018

Simon

Simon is gay has no friends everyone hates him. He’s big gay and is a nerd. He watches porn and sucks Cheryl Potters cock!

Simon is such a Simon

by Bigboytrev January 20, 2019

Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)

Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though

by EmoLife March 30, 2019

Salmon

the "Other Pink meat"

tonight for dinner, we're goann have some salmon, then finish up with the other pink meat!

by Lunytun December 13, 2005

salmon pudding

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink

I just love salmon pudding

by Jdboii September 30, 2013