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Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".
Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa
by Everettbr July 12, 2016
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The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.
Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!
by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017
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Geist of Saint Traft

Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.
Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...

Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019
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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
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i ain’t no saint

your not as innocent as you may seem, you got and done your dirt before, your not perfect and a human just like everybody else
by ThaGoat.bebbys December 13, 2021
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Academy Of Saint Elizabeth

A small school located in Morristown with the most gorgeous and intelligent girls.
Guy: Bro she was such a baddie!
Friend: Yeah I bet she was from Academy of Saint Elizabeth
by AOSELOVER October 30, 2023
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A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!
by Edgar Auden Philbrick March 31, 2023
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