Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Get the Richard Huffelmanmug. by _ric_hard_ January 3, 2017
Get the Richardmug. Synonyms: Richie, Richturd, Mr. K
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.
im Richard Krzyzanowski and my phone got ran over by a car. at the end of the day... i like swim teams, teaching math, And running 10 miles before thanksgiving and bragging about it. If you give me a cake with nuts in it, you suffer.. thank u, next. 🤠
by TotallyNotRichardKrzyzanowski January 23, 2019
Get the Richard Krzyzanowskimug. by CH33S3E@T3R69 June 29, 2023
Get the Richardmug. Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
Get the Richardmug. by sigma bard July 7, 2025
Get the Richard Meadmug. The person kind of personality one can ever meet. He's charming, handsome, with attractive eyes, He's very brilliant and smart when handling crucial matters. He's the dream any young woman can wish to have. He's rich, sexy, and sexually active. The name Richard is not common, but one of the best kind of names.
by Professor Anthill Saunders September 20, 2022
Get the Richardmug.