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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
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Stephanie Yea

Homecoming? -Gary
by Gary Gage November 4, 2008
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Stephen Collins Special

The act of two males sharing the act of anal sex in the classic doggy-style position. As the male on the giving end of sex begins to orgasm, the other partner, or catcher, reaches back and squeezes his partner's testicles untill they burst. Then the catcher partner turns around and licks and sucks off the "Stephen Collins Sauce" made up of blood, seamen, and feces.
Tad had to be rushed to the hospital for testical replacement surgery after him and Jimmy enjoyed a delicious Stephen Collins Special.
by Your-mother.net November 10, 2008
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stephew

A male child of your siblings significant other from a previous relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance) who now is your 'step nephew = stephew'
'I'm babysitting my stephew tonight'
by innamind November 4, 2010
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stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!
billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
by bg perm November 21, 2010
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Stephanie-ism

When a Stephanie’s decides to say dumb shit.
My sister said “since were going to Washington State, will we see the White House?”
She just said a Stephanie-ism
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jeffrey stephan-ed

To have a job duty or description which under deposition will be found to be lacking in ethics and legality. To be thrown under the bus by your employer.
Did you see that way his company totally jeffrey stephan-ed him?
by Harumpa September 25, 2010
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