three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 4, 2006

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

by JMeezy June 1, 2006

snufflebutt

A butt that is owned by someone that you would like to snuffle/ snuffle with.

"Dude i wanna tap that ass"
"Back off man, that's my snufflebutt"

by don't worry about it....... January 9, 2012

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013