short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

Shortarm

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

short dick style

Short Dick style is a method of intercourse where the pace is quite fast and usually most effective with a short shlong.
The member is placed inside of the funbags with lightning speed. Rapidly slam your meat into her like a jackrabbit and when your appendage slides out, let it, because this lets her realise that your penis is so fucking small that it slipped out when you weren't even that deep. Short Dick Style is only possible in position where you are in control: Doggie, Missionary, Erotic V, Head game, The butter churner, and more. Playing upbeat music and syncing your violent thrusts to the bass can improve effectiveness. Be careful for side affects, as she may never have sex with you again and possibly dump you.

Bob: "Yo, I was watching this porno last night, and the guy was hitting at her from behind short dick style!"
Ken: "Really dude? You gotta show me sometime, that's fucking hilarious!"

by Gneurshk July 5, 2017

Sharts

Combination of farts and shit

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)

by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

Kick your short friends

This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.

Yo kick your short friends!

by french fries for life November 1, 2019

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004