Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.

Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!

by BadNightmarez November 8, 2018

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Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.

Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009

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Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can

Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019

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This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022

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