Self serving egotistical fuckward

Human who is really really selfish

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward

by Gabrys May 13, 2020

Self Care Day

Self care day is on the 12th of April and you jut basically self care yourself? Do whatever makes you happy and relaxed.

Girl: hey its the 12th of april
Girl 2: oh yeah! lets go to the spa and get a massage
Girl: I love self care day

by yummy gummy bear April 9, 2021

Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

Self-penalation

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.

You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation

by Padre David January 23, 2022

Self Propelled Sandwich Maker

A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.

Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!

by superT's July 29, 2023

Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head

How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.

Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005

Self-Depriciating

1. When your actions bring down your own value of self worth
2. When an associate spreads lies about yourself and you hear about it
3. When he wears the loserist shirts

1.I am not going anymore, it is very self-depriciating
2. I heard this rumour about me today, it was very self depriciating

by D-Rok July 16, 2008