This term originated from a webcomic called penny arcade. Saftey monkey is one of the group's friends that they constantly abandon, make fun of, and "tell him to meet places and never show up"
In everyday conversation, safety monkey is used to refer to a friend that is just there to make fun of. Sometimes this friend can still be a close friend and only the constant taget for playful jokes, however he/she might also be seriously attacked by his/her 'friends'
In everyday conversation, safety monkey is used to refer to a friend that is just there to make fun of. Sometimes this friend can still be a close friend and only the constant taget for playful jokes, however he/she might also be seriously attacked by his/her 'friends'
by 64bitllama October 14, 2004
Get the Safety Monkey mug.When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.
Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.
Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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1. A person that is likable in all areas BUT starting any sort of serious relationship with them.
2. Someone you tell all your dark secrets to, bounce ideas off of, or ask for advice in any topic because they're always listening, and there for you when you need them; often thought of as a homosexual - but not.
1. A person that is likable in all areas BUT starting any sort of serious relationship with them.
2. Someone you tell all your dark secrets to, bounce ideas off of, or ask for advice in any topic because they're always listening, and there for you when you need them; often thought of as a homosexual - but not.
Female 1: "I've been feeling a lot better since {insert random male name here} and I have been talking... He listens and has such good feedback!"
Female 2: "So your falling for him then?"
Female 1: "Oh gosh, no, not at all! Why would you say that?"
Female 2: "Ahh, I see, he's your safe friend too then. Yeah, I always bounce stuff off of him... good guy... do you think he's gay?"
Female 1: "I don't think so... he asked me out but I just said that it wouldn't feel right and declined..."
Female 2: "Yeah..."
Female 2: "So your falling for him then?"
Female 1: "Oh gosh, no, not at all! Why would you say that?"
Female 2: "Ahh, I see, he's your safe friend too then. Yeah, I always bounce stuff off of him... good guy... do you think he's gay?"
Female 1: "I don't think so... he asked me out but I just said that it wouldn't feel right and declined..."
Female 2: "Yeah..."
by Sillick April 22, 2011
Get the Safe Friend mug.by Fartknights March 22, 2007
Get the bare safe mug.A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.
Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
by hollahollawewt March 29, 2009
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Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!
Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!
by oldbull September 6, 2010
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