Royal Prawn

A person who has made a fool out of themselves but refuses to back down from their incorrect stance on a particular topic.

That Karen is really making a Royal Prawn of herself.

by yeahbuudi November 29, 2022

royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

royal masonic school for girls

royal masonic school is full of rich girls.
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.

the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.

the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.

and let’s not forget that it is a cult.

A CULT

everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them

have you heard of the royal masonic school for girls?

what the cult where the girls are slags?

yes.

by imposter x September 7, 2022

Royalussy

A word I just invented for no reason. Royalussy is just.. Royal pussy.

“Royalussy, a word that uses the suffix ussy to a perfectly normal word.”

by MakingWordsForNoReason September 29, 2022

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022