Robert

When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed

Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."

by That guys from the Woodz September 4, 2023

Roberts

A fucking god

All hail powerwolf

Roberts means all hail powerwolf

by Golden_Reaper1 October 17, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all

Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.

by A chick that knows December 4, 2022

Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.

I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.

by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018