Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
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2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?
Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?
Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
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A term originating from the popular television series 'The Bachelor'/'The Bachelorette' meaning you are in the pursuit of true love and not celebrity. Antonym 'wrong reasons,' for example 'whaboom'
That mofo is not here for the right reasons. Or, that dude brought makeup; he is not here for the right reasons.
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Karen: "That thing was pointing a gun at me! I'm calling the police."
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