Retard

generally the people looking up the word retard Are retards.

this bitch is a retard bruh

by Johnny cato September 3, 2018

retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

Retard toe

Some one with retard toe

Tom has retard toe

by Kachiggamanigga May 7, 2019

Retard

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019