Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it

Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"

by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019

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redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips

"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."

by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

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Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.

That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.

by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021

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redneck ice bucket

Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.

Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.

by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015

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Redneck

Appalachian coal miners a century ago , that tried to unionize and have affordable rent , then the wealthy / government retaliated. Many died or where Injured. Those who fought to be in a union wore red scarfs collectively and where known as red necks . This is where the term actually comes from.

Amazon or Starbucks is fighting off their employees, like rednecks , when they tried to form a union .

by Kyrasjadedart September 1, 2022

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