rape sandwich

(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)

An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.

See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.

JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*

by Aero Zeppelin November 25, 2007

mouth rape

When someone without invitation and against your will performs a full-on-tongues-n-all kiss on you but you are either too surprised/drunk/polite to push them away. The result of which is that you have effectively 'snogged' that person despite never having had any desire to do so.

Eurgh! I was just chatting to that freaky boy with the mono-brow last night when he mouth raped me. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do and before I knew it we'd already snogged.

by Louse February 6, 2006

rape

when it isnt used in the way it actually means lol, it means ownage, or pwned.

(i am winning a game badly) RAPED.

a team is winning badly and just won in a fight in a video game they would say "rape!"

by alex14 December 7, 2006

Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.

Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop

by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009

Gentlemans Rape Kit

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.

Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit

by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011

AIM Rape

The Act of messaging someone over and over against their will.

xXscottXx: hey girl you wanna chat it up with me?
Girlie5: no
xXscottXx: come on, lol, i haven't seen you since you got off the bus.
Girlie5: shutup, stop talking to me.
xXscottXx: shhh it's all good girl. just let it happen...
Girlie5: o-m-g! AIM Rape! *block*

by Edgar Varela December 28, 2005

phone rape

When one person in a phone conversation persistently keeps trying to have phone sex with you without your consent.

Sam- "I want to **** your **** so bad right now."
Helga- "I'm tired and need to study."
Sam- "I just want to ***** your ***** for ***** and ******."
Helga- "Stop before you phone rape me..."

by Monica Clinton Obama May 12, 2010