file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.

“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”

by Candice Dick August 24, 2021

Slurper er papero

Beautiful, divine and fabulous. He is funny and always makes content, he plays fake games and he is a beast

…:You know slurper er papero?
…: yes he is amazing

by Slurper er papero April 27, 2022

death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022

Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022

comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023

Single Ply Toilet Paper

The most annoying shit ever.

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!

by Numberline October 16, 2023