The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 06, 2023
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paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.
brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy
by PastorJames March 02, 2024
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Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.
Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy
by Joaquinmykitty July 13, 2024
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stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches
Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
by akaKevin April 03, 2009
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dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
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mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn
by bbm56 July 26, 2024
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