police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Police

A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.

Police

by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

Police natividad

Police natividad

Police natividad

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Pubic Lemonade

A drink more consumed for the buzz and warm fuzzy feel of pubic hair all over your mouth. The drink contains pink lemons, Axe body spray, water filtered mt dew and windex, Goat milk, and a thai hookers pubic hair.

Bartender: "Welcome what would you like to drink?"
Customer: "Yes, I will take the pubic lemonade please."
Bartender: "Oh certainly sir, would you like the Pubes from the genitalia or arm pits?"
Customer: "Both!"

by Prubz May 19, 2021

plick

it's the plastic end of a shoelace

ahh crap my shoe's plick came off

by ayobruh32 November 25, 2022

Blog Police

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker

I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.

by indochine August 18, 2003

principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008