polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.

I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.

by Bombcar November 1, 2004

poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!

Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!

by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will

I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it

by Suckmylido February 6, 2009

Polish Ratbite

The act of which someone eats out their lover's ass than procedes to bite that person anywhere on the body after doing so.

Ronald was making me so eroused until he decided to give me a Polish Ratbite.

by Merkitroid July 26, 2006

Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

Spit and polish

Refers to oral sex, where in the act of a blow job the giver "spits" on the knob to help with lubrication. Because of this the knob end tends look shiny and "polished".
This style of blow job is seen in a lot of porn movies.

It is an extention of a guy asking for a "polish", meaning he like oral sex.

"My ex used to give a real good spit and polish"

by AJNtheFirst August 5, 2009

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003