A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
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The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
by Xello101 February 21, 2015
Get the snail position mug.A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.
A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process
by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015
Get the show posting mug.Much like missionary position, however the receiver is flat on there stomach in the " victimary position" while the giver is on top of them.
Hey what kinda of position does your girl like?
She likes it in the victimary position, ya know like im a stranger
She likes it in the victimary position, ya know like im a stranger
by gst82581 May 2, 2015
Get the victimary position mug.Synonymous with spam, it is the posting of multiple messages in a short succession. It is usually done to gain certain privileges that require a certain amount of posts to gain, or to simply boost one's post count to make them seem like they're a more experienced user (although this is usually not the case with people who power post)
Person 1: *new thread* "OMG hi guys!!!"
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
by occultTempest October 18, 2015
Get the power posting mug.The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
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