coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.

That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015

Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Porn Sta

It is a term used to make fun of a someone that thinks they’re a tough guy but in reality aren’t what they seem to be. Typically it is pronounced like a typical Italian from New York. This term is most commonly used by Howard Beach guidos.

“Ohhhh, Porn Sta. Look at Matt and fucking Daniel standing together, I’d fucking eat Danny’s ass. Oh my god, Look at the size difference. Ughhhh, what the fuck!”

by TheBigMP February 27, 2019

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018