pipe waxed

I just got my dick sucked.

Pipe = Dick
Waxed = Sucked

Nigga, I just got my pipe waxed!

by AC July 13, 2006

union pipe fitter

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

Don't fight the pipe

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Ripe for the Pipe

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010

catch the pipe

Give some dick

She so bad she could catch the pipe

by j_daddy December 4, 2016

Pipe gravy

pipe refers to penis and the "gravy" is the stuff that comes out, or semen

"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"

by r-dog September 22, 2006

Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!

by Crunts January 14, 2010