The main use of this word is to make people think you have completely lost your mind as well as being the politest way to indirectly call your friend an idiot, the only repercussion is that you may end up in a mental asylum. But this is perfect if you want to get out of an conversation, if you say homo pony people will be so distraught for your sanity then wont be surprised when u run away to be your anti-social self.
random person: hello! how are you
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal
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A Broken Pony is the name given to a sex position in which when having anal sex in a doggy style position with someone, just at the moment of climax you put all your weight on their back, forcing them down, splaying their legs and tightening their sphincter muscle thus increasing pleasure.
He's going to be my Broken Pony
Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.
Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.
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Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
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High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
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