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Tall People 

Tall people love swallowing others whole, they think it is funny to step on migets. They are superior and everyone bows down to them. If they dont, they get eaten alive :).
Short person: PLZ dont eat me!!
Tall Person: *Steps on them* Yum Dinner
Tall people will eat anyone they dont like
Tall People by Tall_People_Rule December 5, 2021

Foster The People 

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings
“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)
Foster The People by sodados November 6, 2018

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack
sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

National Bullying Irish People Day 

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

The bad people from social 

The kids in your school that say/act like they don't study but end up scoring really good grades.
"Oh look, it's the bad people from social".

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