Platypooster

a funny and mutch more easy-to-spell way to say platypus.
pronounced: pla-tuh-poo-str

"hey look! it's a platypooster!"

by someone, somwhere September 29, 2020

Patty

Extremely hilarious and good looking

"Patty is extremely hilarious and good looking" said Emma

by Not Patty October 16, 2020

Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020

platypusi

Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".

Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day

by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI

Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020

Pattycat

A female cat of dignity and roundness. All they want in life is pets and treats

Oh Sylvia she's my little pattycat alright!

by anonymous December 15, 2020