Douche Pickle

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.

"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"

by Big Scotty June 12, 2008

waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Tommy Pickle

The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.

Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle

Girl 2: I think it's cute

Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off

by irehbC March 6, 2011

Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018

in a pickle

When you've done something very stupid or very bad that will bring the worst consequences ever upon you, you are in a pickle.

Guy: But I only exploited the server because everybody else was doing it! Girl: Too bad, you are going to get banned forever! Guy: Darn! It looks like I'm in a pickle. :(

by Mp5shooter- June 21, 2010

Jizzy Pickle

The male sex organ. Resembling a pickle, but with jizz. See also, cock and penis.

Wow. That's a huge Jizzy Pickle.

by SantaC December 30, 2008

Flaming Pickle

When a remarkable event occurs by your own influence but no one else sees it.

You make an incredible basketball shot from the other side of the court behind your back (et cetera) but when you turn to your friends to say, "Holy shit! Did you see that!?" no one did. And so you shrug & sigh, "Flaming Pickle."

by Liz Y. January 13, 2009