Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013

Paul Williamsaphobia

Abnormal fear of singer/songwriter Paul Williams after seeing him on "The Muppet Show" as a young child. Symptoms may include extreme anxiety when viewing the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" and the inability to watch "Bugsy Malone" even though you love Scott Baio. Some liken it another childhood trauma that caused "Shields and Yarnell Syndrome."

Paul Williamsaphobia can cause sudden chills when the name Paul Williams is spoken. Massive anxiety when you see him win a Grammy in the year 2014, causing flashbacks of him surrounded by Muppets and playing piano. Visions of him wearing a large cowboy hat as Little Enos Burdette and making a double or nothing bet with the Bandit to "Go to Boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy" has been known to give people an awkward feeling in their soul.

by MsJenHam January 28, 2014

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

Paul kim

A short Asian Boi who injoys the noodles and is bad ass?'

Wowo that kid is totally paul kim!

by Joe moma October 26, 2016

paul stodgell

An individual who is king of his domain, makes individuals who are soft/weak look for their safe place.

Man that Paul Stodgell just made a libtard kill himself out of fear

by audio junkie November 18, 2016

Jake Paul

An actual fucking idiot that should stfu for once instead of bragging to kids about his mansion and his shitty mercy.

Child: "Jake Paul is so lit. I watch his vlogs everyday BRO"
Me: "I want to die"

by aswaggysister December 1, 2018

pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.

"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"

by isthataDChoodie August 12, 2017