Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

by Durt McGurt November 14, 2023

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

ho button

When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho

"dude, you're mom just hit the ho button"

"Ho button"

"You're a ho"

by Lean and mean March 12, 2017

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 11, 2022

Belly button Yogurt

Yogurt made from the bacteria in your belly button

Jill made some homemade belly button yogurt!

by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease

Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"

by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009