sausage-wallet

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 08, 2009

party sausage

it basicly means when you get your dick out at a party

ive got the party sausage
ewwwwww u sicko

by hopingx4xhavoc June 30, 2006

sausage teeth

Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.

You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.

by ReRe October 09, 2004

dj sausage

a great dj in the north east of england - but is a didzer or ditherer

DJ sausage plays mean music to dance to....

by lesrob August 04, 2006

vienna sausage

a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better

by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 04, 2021

italian sausage

to cut off a mans penis, stick it in his mouth, and soe his mouth shut

To torture him, we gave him an italian sausage

by Zerker Nick August 02, 2008

sausage pony

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

by The Real Boris Johnson August 12, 2009