hipster milk

nonfat, free-rang. vegan organic sheeps milk

look at that hipster with there hipster milk he is such a hipster

by suchahipster123 January 1, 2012

hipster

A person who acts similar to lead singer Jarvis Cocker in the music video for the Pulp song "Common People". YouTube it.

average man: Where'd you get those dance moves?
hipster: Jarvis Cocker, bitch!
average man: Damn hipsters!

by Corinthian_mirror November 6, 2010

Reverse Hipster

A "reverse-hipster" refers to disliking something just because too many hipsters like it.

"Man that monocle looks stupid"
"Dude, that monocle looks sick! You're just pulling a Reverse Hipster"

"I don't really care for Radiohead"
"They're actually really good. Quit being a Reverse Hipster"

by shermanklump August 21, 2016

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

hipster fresh

The ripeness of un-showered 20-something hipster, particularly in an enclosed space such as a "dive bar".

Ooooh boy, do you smell that? This place is hipster fresh. Get some deodorant up in here.

by Maggie S April 18, 2018

dramatically hipster

When one denies being hipster but in reality is the most hipster person you know.

"Did you see Candi last week in those shorts? She is flawless for sure, but is dramatically hipster!"

by paintpots May 27, 2014