meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

by wesley scudworth January 19, 2006

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017

needle dick

A dick so small that you can cut your finger on it.

We were taking a shower in the locker room the other day and that Josh kid's dick was so small that everyone calls him needle dick.

by Dread7447 August 21, 2005

need a break

it's often used on the coversations between lovers.
when a prick decided to leave for good(whatever) he says he needs a break from the relationship, but the meaning behind this is actually he wants to get rid of u.
it could be used on comments for idiotic questions

eg 1 I need a break from all these, bitch.
eg 2 when somebody ask about what's the color of my thong, i would politely ask them to gimme a break(which means get lost u fucking perv)

by dirtybitch April 17, 2004

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess

paul coppock

by tom harper October 23, 2003

Need for Sneed

Kaleb Nelson likes big black dick

-"Kaleb made the other definition for Need for Sneed and shouldn't have because he didn't know people would over react"

-"Foreal?!"

by LeNelson October 28, 2011