Game for Life

If something belongs to you, whose is it? Avoid the word or suffer the consequences - 10 pressups every time the word is mentioned.

Guy 1 "Whose pint is this?"
Guy 2 "Hey that's MINE!"
Fellow Gentlemen "GET DOWN!"
Guy 1 "Shouldn't have joined the game for life!"
Guy 2 "Awwwwww sheeeeit"

by fuckthegame September 22, 2010

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Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.

Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!

by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010

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The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.

Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.

by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010

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flight for life

When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.

Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.

by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017

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