Combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.
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Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
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A person who loves twerking and lives a life of celibacy. She loves getting high and lives in a pile of Maureen's dirty clothes.
"Look at that wild Musheerah"
by swagassbomb April 26, 2016
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Similar to new money.
Similar to new money.
"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
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Ex. 1.) Yeah, I know that anus muncher.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
by John P. Oliver April 6, 2010
Get the anus muncher mug.1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.
Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!
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