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'morning fingers'

The art of sending a relatively coherent txt first thing in the morning while your waking finger dexterity has not fully surfaced. Thus, leading to a few spelling mistakes and you blaming your 'morning fingers' not the night before.

Warning:
When under the influence of various substances, your 'morning fingers' instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.
Ryan:

Man dude, my girlfriend thought I was still drunk this morning 'coz of the txt I sent her before work. Almost got me into trouble...but I just told her my 'morning fingers' were to blame and now she understands.
by kimmipooh January 5, 2010
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Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.
Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010
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Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"
Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."
by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010
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Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.
Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.
by Vault September 30, 2006
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morning drizzle

yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle
by x-factor flex December 28, 2004
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morning star

one of the best songs by AFI.
"i saw a star benith the stairs going through the melting walls.."
by desirae December 19, 2003
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wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.
Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,
by Policegurl October 24, 2010
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