Mass Carriers

The instant win. Cannot be owned. Beats everything.

Oh Damn! Mass Carriers just PWNED my ass!

by * November 29, 2004

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.

So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.

by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009

Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.

There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.

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by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

masse`

1.Steep angle on cue hitting English on a cue ball in order to cut/curve/slice/jump/draw back the cue ball.

2.Use of advanced English to control the cue ball

3. Great forms of trick shooting.

I am going to masse` around the 10 blocking my 8ball to hit the 8ball into the corner pocket.

by Litt9013 January 8, 2008

Massdestuction

When a faggot plays xbox live with a headset and says he owns you everytime he shoots you with a nooby weapon.

What the fuck! That kid is useing a fucking noob tubed ak74! what a damn massdestuction!

kid 1: I fucking raped you
me: Your useing a noobtube!
kid 1:Your just jealous cause you dont have one
me: WHAT THE FUCK EVER MASSDESTUCTION!
kid 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS ITS JUST A GAME!
Kid 1 and me: GO DIE FUCKING PUSSY! ITS NOT JUST A GAME ITS REAL LIFE!
kid 1: ima go play runescape.
me:..........is your name jordan?
kid 1:...yes?
me: that is a massdestuction all right.
kid 2:STFU!!!

by Ownedplox? November 23, 2010

Massage Sharapist

One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.

I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!

by bschwarz May 23, 2011