middleman

1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.

Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR

by ffmmmmfmm September 27, 2005

middle hitter

The hardest working player on a volleyball court-until you disagree,try blocking weak,strong,and middle and busting your ass for the largest amount of hit calls any hitter has.Middle hitter is the one who looks the best in spandex,of course. and blocks and gets touches like its their job.beast,killer,and amazing.God's gift to volleyball.

middle hitters are obviously god's gift to volleyball

by ryan April 29, 2008

Kenmore Middle School

Small school for grades 6, 7, and 8 in Kenmore, NY where snowballs=suspension. Also the poorest middle school in the Ken-Ton school district. It is rectangular in shape and impossible to get lost. The school is overpopulated with wiggers and girls who tan too much. Most teachers are oblivious to what is going on in their classrooms...class clowns and wannabe class clowns are very common. Most students plan a food fight every single day that seems to never happen. KMS is also known for their terrible football and boys basketball teams.

Dude, wtf happened to Mildred from Kenmore Middle School?
she failed math.

by take a shower December 13, 2008

Westerly Middle School

A middle school in the Westerly, RI, that consists of grades 5-8. Moving the fifth graders was a bad idea, because they're uncomfortable and the eighth graders find their presence annoying. Grade 6 think they're the shit because they change classes for the first time in their life. Seventh grade, this is when they start to think they're allowed to get into serious relationships, like cuddling in bed together and making out, which is odd considering that THEY'RE 12, and they over-use the peace sign and kissy face, to much annoyance. Finally, there's the eighth graders, who literally just want to get the hell out of there and into the high school. Most of the teachers are Italian and annoying(like the students). 60% of the seventh and eighth graders are drug addicts, and the remaining 40% are either bitchy cheerleaders, the dumbass athletes, the super-smart kids, or the dancers and gymnasts. The food is awful, the principals ban popular clothing items such as North Faces and headbands because they're afraid of "formations of gangs," and most of the kids are white-ghetto and think they're hood.

Pod Chick: I go to Westerly Middle School!!11!!!!
Out-of-towner: Get the hell away from me.

by tony pajamas yo January 17, 2013

Rincon Middle School

A place where cholos, losers, preppy girls/boys, and anyone else unfortuane enough to be dumped here, come to waste three years of their pre-teen lives. Nothing interesting ever happens, and nothing ever will. 'Relationships' between 'students' only last like, two days, or until they don't know what to do since they're so obsessed with finding out how to get into the 'in-crowd'. The morning announcements are done by the most annoying girls in the school. The mascot is a sad, sad looking Bulldog, and everyonce and a while someone will get into the mascot costume and prance around like they enjoy life. There's seriously nothing remotely worthwhile about this school. The food sucks dick, a dog wouldn't even shit in the bathrooms, and there's gum and dirt EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE.

Incoming 6th Grader: I'm so excited to go to Rincon Middle School this year!! It's going to be so cool!
Previous Student: Oh.. God *has Vietnam-like flash back* NO! NO!!

by I've Seen Shit July 3, 2009

Forest Park Middle School

In a suburb of milwaukeelies Forest Park Middle School. For grades 7 and 8, this small, 70's style school provides the area to 'learn' and 'socialize'. You learn when you are given pointless infractions, and you socialize during the fun lunch detentions. The school tends to be very clique-y. There are the SUPER popular people, the poplar people who aren't as cool as the SUPER populars, the sluts, the jocks, the pottheads, the emos, the artists, the geeks, and the few lucky ones who aren't labeled as anything. Rumours about parties and movie nights are spreaded around the school as easy as the common cold. But some teachers are nice, some people are nice, and the ala carte line will alaways serve delicious cookies on monday and thursdays!

Did you hear about those girls from Forest Park Middle School? I can't belive they were caught with that man.

The Forest Park Middle School poms team will always be the breeding grounds for skanks.

by xabcxxx123x August 18, 2008

martin middle school

basically bitch centeral. the preps are concidered the "popular" group when really everybody hates them. the preps are stuck up and dont talk to anybody exept them selfs. the hot guys are akward around girls, and the good personality guys are ugly. the most goody goody school in raleigh, nc. if somebody does anything other then make out, they are considered a slut. and if you go out with a guy one week after you break up with your old boyfriend, your concidered a slut. the only cool guys are the skaters, which there are less and less every year. most the kids go to broughton. and the preppy girls try to seem like bad asses when everybody knows they get straight A's and wouldnt dare to get written up. worst.school.ever.

girl 1: hey want to go to martin middle school?
girl 2: hell no. worst school ever.

by anon9886765 February 20, 2011