Jan-Michael Vincent

An American actor from the 1970 and 80's who was known for his roles as the rebellious male, but most notably known for his remarkably good looks and chiseled chin.

Did you see last night's episode of Rick and Morty, they totally name-dropped Jan-Michael Vincent?

"This JANNNN-UARARY it's time to Michael down your Vincent's!"

by Yesimawomandumbass February 6, 2018

Saint Michael's College

A place full of memers, filthy fortnite players and people who spend hundreds of dollars on Fortnite cosmetics.

I heard he bought he went to Saint Michael's College, no wonder why he's so good.

by A student at a school August 14, 2018

Waseem Michael

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Person #1: Bro
Person #2: Bro, what?
Waseem Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by lolez1234 October 20, 2020

Abu Michael Cambria Jr.

Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.

Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.

by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022

The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

Michael Jackson

The greatest man alive who suffered from Vitiligo which is the reason why he had to turn white. The legendary king of pop. Nice person who was only accused of being a child molester, but proved not guilty. Good father to his children. People are just jealous of him.

Son : i wanna be Michael Jackson!
Mom : oh, the legendary king of pop?
Son : yeah, fucking awesome man!

Mom : I KNOW, RIGHT.

by popster101 July 2, 2009