minuteman

an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.

kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 32.
coach: in a minuteman.

by shemma February 4, 2007

manute bol

7 sequential, defensive blocks (fooses) in foosball between two adjacent opposing lines of players.

foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, MANUTE BOL!!!!!!!!

by the dudeness December 9, 2008

McNultying

When having sex with some random diner waitress, you stick a fifth of Jameson into the orifice your dick is not filling at the moment.

"Come on Jimmy, and start McNultying my asshole. Double team me like Ronald Reagan and outsourcing fucked the American working and middle classes."

by Doug Prishpreed March 5, 2014

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

60 minutes

the act of telling people that they be hating up on a nigga dat be up in yo grill because they think you be lieing.. and you get 60 minutes to explain

queer 1: im telling you bro your being a lier!

queer 2: no... 60 minutes bitch

queer 1: GOD DAMMIT!

queer 2: i didnt steal your heroin, i triped and fell and the needle happened to be standing up and it went straight in my arm and your girl just happed to have her mouth open while i was wacking it...

queer 1: as long as it was a accident...

by nigger bitch black October 16, 2008

McNulty

McNulty: (noun) A driver in the left lane on an interstate who refuses to follow the speed of traffic and switch lanes, thereby slowing the flow of vehicles. Said driver is rarely clueless and usually delights in his burdensome impact on others.

Ex.: "Who's that fucking McNulty up there that's preventing me from getting out of Nebraska?!"

by brsmith23 November 9, 2012