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marathon monday

The third Monday in April where college students in Massachusetts get the day off due to the Boston Marathon and spend the entire day drinking (often in public).
"What's Marathon Monday?"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"
by Smantz0r April 14, 2009
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Malthius

rectum - from the latin term..
'rektumis anusris', meaning "large brown hole"
l have a lagre dildo, inserted in my Malthius.
by Plato July 20, 2004
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marthaluffagus

A marthaluffagus is one who slaves over the stove and cleans the bathroom floors with its giant trunk. Marthaluffaguses are a very rare species of a snuffaluffagreg or a gregaluffagus. You can find Marthaluffaguses in various locations around tripple5 either sleeping on the couch ooor sleeping in its own bed. You can easily spot a marthaluffagus by its distinct breathing habits. The sound is similar to that of a large locomotive or oversized steamboat.
Marthaluffagus whens dinner??
by Uhop pizza dilivery guy October 15, 2007
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March 31

March 31 is brenda Miguel's birthday so go say happy birthday to brenda !
Friend: its march 31!
Me: yeah! It's my birthday
Friends: happy birthday brenda!
by Brenda :)) November 3, 2019
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March 24

When the queen Park Bom was born. Stan her and love her!!!
3rd Gen Kpop Stan:
Oh it's March 24
2nd Gen Kpop Stan:
It's my Queen's birthday bitch!!!
*Proceeds to post many things on fan account*
by rosesaintrosie November 11, 2019
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manthem

A song by the bouncing souls about the bond between friends. from the album how i spent my summer vacation, also a crowd favourite at live shows.
Important to note it is one of few souls song sung by multiple band members
"he's my friend, he's my alibi, he's my accessory to the crime, a bond that will never die, 'till the end of time!"

(chorus from manthem)
by matt April 23, 2007
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Manther

I am entering the world of the Manther so I know what I want.... and I know what it is. At 40 years of age, Good looking, Good Job, Nice car, Impeccable Manners, Financially secure, and grooming is excellent. I am confident in my position to lure unsuspecting younger girls (Mid-Late 20's) away from the groping ill dressed baggy pant uneducated stumbling mass of same aged men.

I represent a different more experienced mature, direct and sophisticated approach to sexual encounters. A new delicacy. A seasoned veteran of the sheets and all things therein found. Very selective and thoughtful in my approach. Any gap in attention by my young rivals will be exploited. I am ever ready to out maneuver my young opponents with distractions, humor, experience, and intimidation.

I seek to separate a girl from the herd and get her to believe it is a Magical unforgettable encounter soon to be had in that I will appreciate every inch of her...and not the select parts that only my younger counter parts enjoy for self benefit.

In the end I can go either way in my action...there is always the Cougars that know my ways...and in that we speak the same language....and walk the same walk.....as I am man.....they are always available to me.......
"Ughh I am sick of the frat dudes...Check out that guy over there....He's a Little older but looks great...I think I could get into that Manther for tonight"
by t500titan August 22, 2011
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