porsche monkey

An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.

"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"

by dookieross November 10, 2008

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

He-Monkey

A girl who u would look at and instantly run away from her man-ish looking face. A very ugly girl, unpleasant to the naked eye, very atrocious looking female.

Man i was walking down the street and i saw dis He-monkey, instantly i projectile vomited everywhere.

by Hudimus November 19, 2010

Pill Monkey

Someone who consumes an excessive amount of MDMA on a regular basis as part of their night out. They will usually gurn like a lunatic and be completely unaware of their surroundings, often listen to old school, hardcore or cheesy anthems and wearing a shell suit

"I hate going to festivals there is always a bunch of Northern pill monkeys, half of which are on the rob to spoil it for everyone else"

by Ged Carroll November 22, 2003

monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005