A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an
SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play
game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty
words" such as
crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless
crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under,
E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're
Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-
school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.
Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
