Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

Max Abbott_

Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy

To me you are a Max Abbott_

by oasis_is_leng April 12, 2022

max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

Max Truby

Sum fattums kid that shit at stuff

person 1: "eeeeerrrrrr, what's that retard in the corner"
person 2:"eeeeee he must be a Max Truby"
retard:"how dar ye sai that shit language to me"

by SummancGuy December 10, 2020

Max Davies

Worlds Biggest Simp

Damn, now thats a max davies

by ligmanuts2006 November 12, 2020

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021