LOGAN LOAD

A fatass slob who plays cod all day and has no live, is very white, and is so fat he hasnt seen his dick in 3 years. Basically the definintion of obease

That kid is a Logan Load

by BeauBALLA November 8, 2010

Lomax

He who is whipped.

Rebecca - Go get my laundry Lomax

Lomax - "Goes to get laundry"

Sode- Whipped like Toby

by Reprepa August 2, 2009

butt load

As much junk in the trunk as one man can handle.

I cant handel her butt load.

by TOADER November 5, 2008

loaded

1. Anyone who has any more than $300 on them at any given time.

2. Anyone worth robbing/mugging.

3. A woman who has the aim of shopping.

1. Look at Eddy-he's fucking loaded!

2. Let's go mug Eddy!

3. Ah shit. That's not Eddy.

by Zephor February 9, 2010

e-loader

an emotional freeloader; someone who feeds off of people's life stories but won't divulge anything about themselves; an inequitable one-sided reserved, seemingly judgmental, non-discloser, especially when in the presense of others who divulge freely

I'm not inviting Paul to dinner next time. I spilled out my guts and he didn't say a damn thing about himself. He's such an e-loader.

by auralist May 13, 2005

Atkins-load

The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or something, it is physically and mentally impossible to count up to an Atkins-load.

""There are an Atkins-load of stars in the galaxy." said my astronomy teacher."

by Nick and Mark and Mischa April 29, 2008

triple loaded blunt

A blunt that is three times the size; a blunt that is rolled with three kinds of sinsemilla or kief.

He's got the girls, he's got the buds, the triple loaded blunts!

Fred triple loaded the blunt and we all became retarded.

by ese loco! May 27, 2009