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god log

The dog took a god log on the front yard.
by gdawgW March 19, 2016
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Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.
"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025
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Hog Log

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"
by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019
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Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020
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Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
by JustaStoner January 13, 2020
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Getting logged out

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
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Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.
by JasonAldong September 2, 2014
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