Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Loaded

When you shit yourself and somebody notices

Oh man guys guess what, James loaded himself

by Mr Melbourne September 21, 2020

loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.

Three deep fully loaded, lookin' for opps.

by svesumviebel March 22, 2023

loaded

under a large range of influences

damn, bob. tod's been smoking weed, drinking beers and poppin' caps all day today. He's pretty damn loaded right now if you ask me!

by cbchill October 17, 2010

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 06, 2020

loaded

high as a mug

i'm fu**in loaded

by Remired December 20, 2003

Loaded

Someone who has drugs and/or alcohol.

My plug is loaded.

by anonymous1937 November 03, 2021